Nuns on bikes

Mother Superior is sitting quietly in the convent garden when her prayers are interrupted by a heated argument between two nuns. She listens for a few minutes, but when it becomes apparent that they won’t come to their own solution she closes her book and walks over to them.

“I’ve heard enough!” she snaps. “Sister Mary, you may have the bicycle Tuesday and Thursday mornings from nine to noon. Sister Catherine, you may have the bicycle Monday and Wednesday afternoons from one to four. Now not another word or I’ll put the seat back on!”

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